Total Medals Earned: 962 (From 143 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,030 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete Wave 1.
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 9/9 (335/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 5/30 (45/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Complete level 25
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 26
Complete level 27
Complete level 28
Complete level 29
Complete level 30
Medals Earned: 4/10 (60/255 points)
Kill fiddy men
Plank for 5 seconds
5 consecutive headshots
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Run in place for 5 seconds
collect 150 candies
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (50/50 points)
You got killed by the Weebl
Talk to everyone at the party
You popped a cap in Weebl's ass
Medals Earned: 3/3 (250/250 points)
Successfully navigate all secret levels.
Beat the target times for all secret levels
Complete everything and die trying
Medals Earned: 11/14 (270/370 points)
Your fate is sealed.
Racing toward fate.
There were no survivors.
Your journey is over.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (40/150 points)
Support Pico Day
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Gigantor survives the battle
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Mindchamber survives the battle